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Funny Dentist and Doctor Jokes

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling really crumbie!

Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!

Q: Why did the doctor lose his temper?
A: Because he didn't have any patients!

Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients!

Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that? 

Q: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth.
A: Get out of my light! 

Q: Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound.
A: Then answer the phone!

Q: Where does a boat go when it's sick?
A: To the dock! 

Q: What did a tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!

Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: I hear the doctor is taking us out tonight! 

Q: Did you hear the one about the germ?
A: Never mind, I don't want to spread it around